Brittany Furlan joked that her vagina was “normal and beautiful” until she met her husband, Tommy Lee.
The former Vine star, who married the Mötley Crüe rocker in 2019, kicked off her return to weekend stand-up comedy – and, of course, used her husband’s infamous penis as the hotspot.
“I used to do stand-up years ago, not many people know that about me,” Furlan, 36, told the crowd, according to a clip posted on Instagram.
“Then I stopped doing stand-up comedy and married Tommy Lee. Do you know Tommy Lee? … Now I must be doing sit-in comedy for the rest of my life. Jesus Christ,” the comedian joked.
“Oh my god, does anyone have an ice pack or a heating pad?” he continued. “Have you ever chewed and spit on cured beef? That’s what I’m working on right now.”
Just like Furland, Lee has never hesitated to talk about his attachment and post his photos.
In fact, last summer, the 60-year-old drummer shocked his followers on social media by posting a fully frontal photo of him in his bathroom.
“Ooooppppsss” just commented on the snap of her bare torso and lower body.
Shortly after, Lee explained that the resulting snap was the result of a “mother-king bender.”
“I fucked sideways and got naked and posted pics of my d-k” said on stage in August 2022.
After the image was removed, Lee decided to join OnlyFans, where he could be “as free as fk” to post whatever he wanted.
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However, this wasn’t the first time the rocker’s member made headlines.
In 1995, a sex tape he made with his then-wife Pamela Anderson, now 55, was leaked after it was stolen from their mansion.
The consequences of the scandal were later seen in Hulu’s “Pam & Tommy” and Anderson’s documentary and memoir “Love, Pamela”.
In the documentary that tells it all, Anderson detailed his tumultuous three-year marriage to Tommy, who didn’t quite fit Furlan.
Shortly after it aired, Lee’s current wife mocked the former “Baywatch” star and suggested that Anderson wouldn’t care if she died.
Yet amid rumors of feuds between the two ladies, Furlan told the paparazzi last week that “it’s all fine”.