‘They are all products of the capitalist world’, ‘Everyone is soggy on the streets, holding hands, what is it?’, ‘Every day is special if you love it’… February 14th is definitely the day that women hate the most when they are alone. Even if you accidentally dine with your girlfriend at the burger joint that evening, they may insult you with laughter. The sentence you will hear from these types of women after they have a girlfriend is: ‘We will be in Italy on Valentine’s Day, we have been planning this for how many months.’
‘He goes to bed and tells about his girlfriend’, ‘You can’t talk about anything else’, ‘Am I living or you don’t understand the relationship?’ These are the sentences you will usually get as a result of telling a single woman about your romantic moments with your lover, asking for advice when you have a fight. If he doesn’t tell you, know that your mutual friends will be worried about you, saying, ‘I’m tired of this private life’. On top of that, he tries to give you advice, ‘You have no idea what’s going on in the world, is there only love in life, come to your senses’. When she has a lover, she suddenly turns into a butterfly of love; She starts to give speeches about what is more important in life than love, love, be loved, fall in love.
Of course they will have friends
Women who act as the most logical creature in the world when you get jealous by saying ‘What do you think about being a girlfriend, of course she will have girlfriends’, ‘You have boyfriends too’, ‘My dear, they have been friends since high school, it would have been by now’. When it happens, he suddenly starts to worry about his girlfriends, trembling like a kitten left on the street. Even about the girls with whom his girlfriend has been friends since kindergarten, he can make the ‘ugly’ attribution within 10 seconds, print friends meetings ‘totally coincidentally’ and start a fight! Article: Sinem Gürleyük
This is a massacre!
You can hear various phrases such as ‘Beautiful in a flower branch’, ‘What is the need, they wither in two days, shame on the flowers’, ‘They are alive too, this is a massacre’ from a woman only when her lover is absent. A romantic bouquet coming from a lover to a side table in the office or a woman with a lover in a friend circle saying ‘my girlfriend sent me flowers today’ can cause a lonely woman to make 30 sentences on the subject of flower slaughter and banality. See him after you fall in love! You will notice a change in many of his thoughts, from the fact that flowers are the most beautiful creatures in the world, to the best gift he can receive in life.
Is it romance? What is this?
‘Dining at the Maiden’s Tower?’, ‘I think it’s really cool to eat by candlelight’, ‘Times have changed honey, are you still chasing romance?’ None of us can predict how much of a romance monster a woman can be when we’re alone. Even us women. Especially after a serious breakup, don’t expect that woman to think well of men and relationships for a long time, to give you good advice. Do not tell her about the romantic meals you had with your lover. Do not expect help from him for surprises you will make for your lover. This genre can be just as anti-romance proponent of romance after having a lover as it is without a lover. These women can take it from leaving notes for their lover all over the house to preparing special notebooks for her, from printing photos on candles to hanging banners behind the plane. Tell us.
I have a mirror in one hand, the poet is jealous of me…
‘Life is not as comfortable as a vacation alone!’, ‘The most enjoyable holidays I’ve ever taken are those with my girlfriends’, ‘What should I do when there are so many handsome people to meet on vacation?’ Of course it sure is! We know best that you want to cry as soon as you see the romantic handsome guy wrapping a towel around his girlfriend after getting out of the sea at the beach! We know we don’t hit you in the face. We can only console you by saying, ‘Of course, dear, you are always happy to be alone. The type of woman who does not want to go on vacation even with her couple friends when she has a lover always comes out of this group. When he returns, he tells you every moment and every second of the holiday for at least three days, and he is so fond of vacation with his lover that life is boring. When you check his Instagram, you will see that he is the one who draws hearts on the sand and engraves the initials of his lover and himself on the beach with arrows.
i’m free i’m just free
‘I am a free woman’, ‘I know best when, where to go, where and how to dress’, ‘When a man is jealous of me, it’s over for me, I can’t stand it…’ Oh these women! How they love to experience male hostility on the border when they are alone. A man cannot tolerate flies, they know everything! Then, when she has a lover, they suddenly go through the thoughts of ‘But she loves me, she’s jealous of him’, ‘Loving men get jealous’, ‘I can’t stay out until too late, my boyfriend gets angry’, within a week. Let’s say, be you, do not get into each other with your lover with the intelligence you get from these women.
The sentences ‘This girl is very happy, she uploads photos with her boyfriend every day’, ‘There are people who put hearts under their lover’s photo, I laugh at them the most’ are expressions of the jealousy of the lonely woman who has no photo other than her cat, dog and food on her social media accounts. He is also comfortable enough to say ‘oh dear childhood, all’ as soon as you remind him that he has placed his photos with his ex on his profile, from WhatsApp to Viber. If he has a girlfriend after 10 days, he can change his relationship status on Facebook in half an hour and not only put pink hearts under it after announcing it to everyone, he can even do this; ‘<3'.
Neglect is necessary!
‘I’m glad you found a girlfriend, you forgot about us’, ‘I can’t believe you went to dinner with your girlfriend’s family and ditched us’, ‘When I have a girlfriend, I never neglect my friends!’ Lie is a total lie! If a friend of yours is so embarrassing that you neglected her because of your lover and doesn’t show you understanding, know that the moment she has a girlfriend, you’ll be greeted with: ‘But my life is so busy that we barely see each other anyway, and next week I’m going to meet her aunt’s neighbor’s cousin.’