They say it’s lonely to be rich and famous. You know what that means? You gotta take a lot of vacations so you can be lonely somewhere nice.
We found ten hotels that are so freakin’ expensive but are so freakin’ nice that you wouldn’t mind paying ten times the price. That is if you are very rich and famous.
Do you have any other place in mind?
10. Cocoa Island - Maldives
Website: www.cocoaisland.como.bz
Description: So, you need a boat to get to the island but that’s not where you will be staying. Your cottage is on the water. That’s right. There’s a bridge that connects your cottage to the island. So, don’t dare make a mistake of stepping out of your cottage in the morning or you will plunge directly to become fishfood. Just kidding. It’s a freakin nice resort.
Rates: Two Bed Villa is $3990 per night
Cocoa Island is the Indian Ocean outpost from COMO Hotels and Resorts, the company behind Parrot Cay in the Turks and Caicos.
9. Commune by the Great Wall Kempinski, Beijing, China
Website: www.communebythegreatwall.com/en
Description: Commune by the Great Wall is a private collection of contemporary architecture designed by 12 Asian architects. The experience of having a section of the unrestored Great Wall all to yourself is priceless. Expect your heart race and burn about 10,000 calories on your way up but when you do get there, the view is simply stunning.
Rates: I didn’t pay and their website is shit.
8. Dunton Hot Springs - Dolores, Colorado
Website: www.duntonhotsprings.com
Description: It will become boring, eventually, to rent some luxurious resort so why don’t you rent a entire fuckin’ town? While you’re at it, why don’t you rent a town that smells of 1800s European era where women were required to wear corsettes that hugs their body so hard their breasts starts popping out of their eyes.
Rates: $22,500 per day during the summer/fall
7. Four Seasons Tented Camp Golden Triangle - Chiang Rai, Thailand
Website: www.fourseasons.com
Description: How about waking up with an elephant waiting for you right outside your cottage ready to take you wherever you want to go? Yeah, a freakin’ elephant! How freakin’ cool is that?
Rates: 75,150 THB for two nights
6. Hotel im Wasserturm - Cologne, Germany
Website: www.hotel-im-wasserturm.de
Description: The entrance is 11 meters high and the walls are 130 years old. It’s like waking up at the site place of Rapunzel
Rates: One night in the De Luxe Suite is Euro450.00
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Shanda, you have such a gift for capturing the peefrct moments of all these beautiful families! Almost makes me want to create a family just so you can photgraph them! (Almost .lol!). Keep up the awesome shots! Jaime
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