Top 10 Types of Employees

Top 10 Types of Employees

It’s fascinating how an office manages to attract different kinds of people and it is even more fascinating how these different kinds somehow manage to “get along”. The result is sometimes a comical convergence of different culture, sometimes unbelievable clashes of personalities, or amazing success to the benefit of the employers.

So here they are, the different kinds of employees you will find in every office.

Which one are you?

10. Clowns


The official laughing machine in the office. They have a stack of one liners that is bound to shake everyone back to their work mode when the weather is becoming too gloomy, they have epic comebacks to every attempt at turning the tables on them, they pick on everyone for their own amusement and they don’t mind being picked on either.

They aren’t the best employees but every office needs them if only to keep everyone’s sanity.



9. Geeks


They work and they don’t give a fuck about everyone or anything else. You can turn their job upside down and they will still know exactly how it is done. When something needs to get done, they will get it done. They often forget lunch breaks and they don’t know the names of their officemates.



8. Hollow Man


No one knows exactly what they do in the office because when they are there, they don’t seem to be doing anything and something needs to get done, they aren’t there.



7. Spice Girls


The Barbie dolls. They set fashion trends in the office, their favorite topics are make ups, shoes and bags. They don’t like having lunch breaks because they are always on a diet and they are perpetually concerned about their appointment with their manicurist/pedicurist.

They spend more time planning where to have a drink after work than their major presentation.



6. The Jocks


The male counterpart of the Barbie Dolls. They are the Kens.

Borderline gay. Gotta have those well-defined six packs.



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