Top 10 Rockstar Commandments

Top 10 Rockstar Commandments

1. Thou shalt be addicted to sex, drugs and alcohol


Okay… this is the most important. You have to work hard and sacrifice a lot of things to become the biggest band in the world. And then when you are at the top, you have to feel unworthy of all the accolades.


So, you will turn to sex, drugs and alcohol. Phase yourself so you will have several performances while you are wasted and high.

Also, you must record at least one album while you are deep into drugs.

You also must have at least one song talking about your addiction.




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