Digg it!5. Thou shalt marry a Hollywood star
If you can manage to score a girl with double D cups, that would be perfect. If not, C will do just fine. Now, this girl (or guy) must not have a career. She must be one of those former Playboy cover girl. We don’t want a girl that has a bigger career than you. That’s not good for your ego.
4. Thou shalt punch a paparazzi
These paparazzis will follow you around. Don’t lose your cool. Let them follow you (just don’t make it obvious that you like being followed).
Eventually, they will start crowding you especially when you are with the girl with double D cups. Remain calm even if you can’t find your way to your car. Just twinch your face to show them you are trying to control your temper. Don’t forget commandments one, two and five – sunglasses, leather jacket and a hot Hollywood star.
Then, at the absolute moment when the paparazzis are not doing anything, choose one and punch him. Just punch one so that the others can take a photo of you punching the guy.
3. Thou shalt steal your friend’s wife
This will really be cool if the marriage of your friend (preferably also a rockstar) is stable. If you can’t find a friend with a hot wife, find a new friend with a hot wife.
2. Thou shalt destroy hotel rooms, the stage and your instruments
Don’t be stupid, destroy the instruments only after the performance.
The stage is usually made to withstand electric guitars banging against them so aim for the lights.
Whenever you get into a hotel, empty the room… through the window.
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