Digg it!It is out… the commandments that rockstars don’t want us to discover.
They all follow the ten commandments brought down from Mt. Rock and Roll. These are the commandments you shall abide by if you want to become a – ROCKSTAR.
10. Thou shalt wear sunglasses at all times… especially indoors
Sunglasses aren’t there to protect your eyes from the bright rays of the sun… it is there to protect you from the blinding brightness of your rock and roll career. Mere mortals will never understand that so don’t pay attention if they think you’re a homeless blind man.
Wear it, my child. Wear it proud.
9. Thou shalt wear leather jackets at all times… I don’t care if it’s hot
Make sure you have hundreds of leather jackets and you wear them all the time. I know stage light is hot and the sun is up… but you’re so cool, you’ll freeze solid of your own coolness. So wear ‘em.
8. Thou shalt have a unique beginning
It is necessary that you get discovered in a really unique way. If it didn’t happen, it would be necessary to invent it.
Get a professional scriptwriter to make one up for you. Without a unique beginning you will not have a unique end. So don’t be shy… just lie.
7. Thou shalt have a rival
There should be a yin yang kindda thing going on. If the other band chooses to take the higher road and be modest about it, bully them endlessly. Threaten to kill them, taunt them whenever you know you will see them in an event, tell everyone you wish they’ll get aids and die drowning from their own puke.
Now, if the other band does this… well, outdo them.
6. Thou shalt fight with your bandmates
Make your fights public. Make sure that the paparazzis are around or at least someone will take a photo and video of your fights. It is also a must to put them on youtube.
Now, it would be better if your make fights physical. Hit each other with guitars or baseball bats or whatever you can get your hands on. Do this several times. Preferably, this should lead to your band’s break up.
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