5. Gene Simmons
“I fuck everything that moves. And if it doesn’t move, we work something out.”
Band: Kiss
Lesson Learned: If they want to fuck you… you will be fucked.
4. Jim Morrison
“Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.”
Band: The Doors
Lesson Learned: Haircuts are the major turning points of your life. Don’t kid yourself about turning 18 or getting married. Those are minor things. Haircuts. Haircuts are it!
3. Noel Gallagher
“It is hard to be modest at times like these,
so I won’t even try – you’re all shit!”
Band: Oasis
Lesson Learned: Noel knows you’re all shit.
2. Elvis Presley
“I don’t know anything about music. In my line [of work] you don’t have to.”
Band: He didn’t need one!
Lesson Learned: You don’t need to know anything about music, even if you are getting into the music business IF you’re Elvis.
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It was John who said it not Ringo
Crystal – I am READY to be a ROCKSTAR!!!! Sign me up! I want to do the train tracks too!!!! Something far out!The peiutrcs are HOT!! I mean the ladies were nice, but I really saw what you saw through your lens. TUBS! I need to take your picture because you are a ROCKSTAR Photographer.