Digg it!From these celebrities come the greatest lessons man will ever learn.
We owe these celebrities the wisdom that is bound to influence the generations to come.
10. Matt and Ben: You don’t have to be gay to be gay.
I really think we owe these two big time. Before Matt and Ben, bros can’t be… whatever it is that they are. “Bestfriends” is reserved for the dudettes. Now, there is equality.
After years of oppression, men are finally allowed to express affection towards their male friends.
To my bestfriend, I love you man.
9. Jessica Simpson: Companies shouldn’t name a tuna product ‘Chicken of the Sea’.
I watched the video and she has a valid argument. If it is tuna, why call it chicken of the sea. It’s confusing. More thought should be put in naming those products. My god. What were they thinking!?
She also said another brilliant thing: “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”
You see? Her ideas are just life changing.
8. Britney Spears: You don’t need to sing... to be a singer.
For so many years, people try to clip our wings and tell us we can’t do this and we can’t do that. Well Britney showed them nothing is impossible. Nothing!
7. Kim Kardashian: You don’t have to do anything to be a celebrity... well, maybe show some skin.
You think you intellectuals and critics are so brilliant, huh? Criticizing people for not having enough talent. Well who is laughing her way to the bank now?
All of you shut up. Why work your ass off to earn millions when you can do nothing and still be a star.
6. Paris Hilton: Created a shortcut to fame – make a sex tape.
Okay. So all you have to do is make a sex tape. That is all. I swear.
Now, when you feel like your fame is whining… make another one.
In between, do a couple nipple slips.
See more of Hilton’s genius here.
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