Top 10 Gay Cartoon Characters

Top 10 Gay Cartoon Characters

When I was asked to do this list I was so excited because, not only am I gay, I also have a firm belief that people who made those cartoons we grew up watching are either doped or gay because their creations are too darn sick! No dude can ever create something so dope.

So, in the course of my ever growing obsession with animation, I have been able to deduce that cartoons are the primary movers of gay rights and they have been most successful in integrating they gay culture into mainstream. They were able to create gay cartoon characters, have children love them, and have parents be okay with them.

Hey, all in good fun. Peace.

10. Ace and Gary


Well, this is an easy one eh. Both characters were clearly and openly created as gay characters. matching pastel turquoise tights, dark blue domino masks, and bright yellow coordinated gauntlets and boots. The shorts were intended to satirize suggestions that early Batman comics implied a homosexual relationship between the title character and his sidekick Robin. That’s another story though.



9. Peppermint Patty


She’s got the testosterone of a quarterback. She played soccer, softball and football, and beat up men whenever they say something that irritates her in any way. She’s all grown up. She probably has armpit and leg hair sitting in some bar in Texas with a pitcher of beer while holding her betting ticket.



8. The Smurfs


It’s a group of guys living in the same roof. What are they doing there? orgy?

Then Smurfette tried to get into the brotherhood and what did she get? She was converted to goodness because that is what the Smurfs are, they are just good… holy… who wear white pants and has blue skin.



7. He-Man


No dude will ever call himself He-Man. Guys would choose… Ethan… Michael… Jimmy… heck, we’d give ourselves Sleek Mick but He-Man? Come on.

And when did the last time a guy ever walk around wearing a skirt and boots?



6. Sponge Bob Squarepants


You should have gotten your clue when his rosy cheeks startet getting rossier and rossier. Don’t tell me that’s diamond peel. Top that with a penis-shaped nose and a voice softer than Michael Jackson’s standard sleepy voice.

… and Sponge for a name?



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