Top 10 Funny Rock Songs

Top 10 Funny Rock Songs

Rocks songs are supposed to be all angsty and angry. I sincerely think that is what the genre was for. But our lung-crushing, institutions-hating, world-destroying rocks stars sometimes come up with the funniest songs. It’s just that humour is not greatly appreciated because it is often sarcastic too.

Below are some of the funniest rock songs I have across with.

10. Apache Rose Peacock by Red Hot Chili Peppers


Funny Part: Twinkle twinkle little star / Shining down on my blue car / Drivin’ down the boulevard / She was soft and I was hard

About the Song: The band is funny by nature and this song proves that they can take that direction on any given subject. This particular song is about sex.



9. The Bloodhound Gang


Funny Part: You and me, baby, ain’t nothin’ but mammals, / So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

About the Song: What else can you say, huh? The album cover is two zebras getting it on.




8. Sick of You by Gwar


Funny Part: Your face is gross/You eat white toast/You don’t know what to do/It’s just your luck/You really suck/That’s all — I’m sick of you.

About the Song: Finally, a band says what everyone of us does a lot, we just hate people. For no reason at all, we just do.



7. Primus by Wynona s Big Brown Beaver


Funny Part: Now Wynona took her big brown beaver/And she stuck him up in the air/Said “I sure do love this big brown beaver/And I wish I did have a pair.

About the Song: The band insists it is not about Wynona Ryder



6. Badly Drawn Boy - Everybody s Stalking


Funny Part: Been feeling high, and then feeling low/Just strap your hands across my engines/I’m not broke so please don’t mend me

About the Song: Don’t just judge it based on its lyrics



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