Digg it!5. Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
Milton Berle
Berle was a pretty successful comedian so this was most likely a joke but you know what they say about jokes… they’re half meant.
About the Quoted Personality:Berle had a show called Milton Berle show.
4. He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.
Leonard Louis Levinson
I’m actually torn. I am not sure if this is really an insult. I do think it is more difficult for people to be honest. I prefer brutal honesty and I would rather see the face of the man who would try to shoot me than have him hit me from nowhere. However, he meant it as an insult, so there you go.
About the Quoted Personality:Not much is written about Levinson except that he wrote several books on cooking. The video you will find below is just a compilation of several funny one liners.
3. Do not be so humble, you"re not that great.
Golda Meir
The only thing worse than false humility is humility without a reason. If you ain’t got nothing to show, you got nothing to be humble about.
About the Quoted Personality:Golda Meir Prime Minister of Israel for five years. She is one of the 24 signatories of Israel’s Declaration of Independence. She was described as the “Iron Lady” of Israeli.
2. When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
David Letterman
My all time favorite brain insult is ‘If you sell your brain, you’ll earn a lot. It’s slightly used.’ This one is quickly climbing the charts. Again, this was meant to be a joke but you I am pretty sure you will find many instances when you will feel this statement appropriate.
About the Quoted Personality:David Letterman is a popular TV Talks Show Host and comedian.
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