Digg it!Friends, the most brilliant insults by notable personalities. Once you hear these words directed at you, there is no possible comeback.
Have fun and may you find the perfect moment for you to echo their lines.
10. He would make a lovely corpse.
Charles Dickens
This one floored me. Charles Dickens? The man is known for A Tale of Two Cities and Great Expectations. I never expected such an epic insult can come for this guy. I now have a new found respect for Mr. Dickens.
About the Quoted Personality: Charles Dickens was the most successful English novelist in the Victorian Era.
9. I did not attend the funeral but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Mark Twain
Before Noel Gallagher made insulting people and comedy a living, second to his music, there was Mark Twain. He was the rock star without the guitars. Put Letterman and Leno together and they will not even come close to the vicinity of Mark Twain’s sarcasm greatness.
And you all have to admit, there are so many people around these days whom you would approve the funeral of.
About the Quoted Personality:Twain is considered the greatest American humorist. He is an author of popular novels like Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
8. He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.
Ayn Rand
Come on, you can really come up with at least five names of people whose face are so ugly, it should be one of the World’s Wonder. Hey, I am not saying I’m the best looking person around. I know I’m ugly but some people are just uglier.
About the Quoted Personality:Ayn Rand came up with the philosophy called Objectivism. According to Wikipedia, it is the belief that reality exists independent of consciousness, that individuals have direct contact with reality through sense perception, that human beings can attain objective knowledge from perception through the process of concept formation and inductive and deductive logic, that the proper moral purpose of one’s life is the pursuit of one’s own happiness or rational self-interest, that the only social system consistent with this morality is full respect for individual rights, embodied in pure laissez faire capitalism, and that the role of art in human life is to transform man’s widest metaphysical ideas, by selective reproduction of reality, into a physical form—a work of art—that he can comprehend and to which he can respond emotionally.
Nose bleed.
7. I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
Ashleigh Brilliant
It really feels good to find another way of telling someone ‘you’re stupid’.
About the Quoted Personality:Ashleigh Brilliant is known for writing comic strips and short clever notes usually limited to 17 words. He is one of the most widely-quoted living writers, and also the highest-paid.
6. She is a vacuum with nipples.
Otto Preminger
Otto Preminger was talking about Marilyn Monroe. Yes, the girl that inspired what is now known to be Hollywood’s quintessential sex symbol was called a vacuum with nipples.
About the Quoted Personality:Preminger is an Austro-Hungarian American director who started in theatre then moved to Hollywood where he directed over 35 feature films in a five. The guy was colossal for his career and his remark.
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