They say women are more dangerous than a gun because women can kill you slowly… without you knowing it… and even when you realize what is happening, you’ll be willing to go through over and over again.
They are also one of the scariest creatures on Earth and they have some of the most dangerous weapons on Earth, words, pout and sexual appeal. So when they use these three at the same time, you have to run.
10. We need to talk
No good thing has ever followed these words. Have you ever heard someone say “We need to talk, you won the lottery” or “We need to talk, you inherited a house.” It doesn’t happen that way. Disastrous is what follows those words.
Come on, when was the last time someone told you, “We need to talk…”. So when a girl tells you these four words, close your eyes and imagine death, because that’s what’s going to happen next.
9. I need to find myself
Okay, this is one of those things that only women can pull off. I mean, how do you even lose yourself? You schizophrenic or something? What they are actually saying is that they are confused and they don’t know what they want which is really nothing out of the ordinary considering they don’t know what they want half the time and when they do figure out what they want, they don’t like it anymore.
So when they say ‘I need to find myself’, you go fuck yourself because you have a better chance of getting something out of it than trying to change her mind.
8. Aren t you forgetting something?
You are in big shit!
When you hear these words you have to pray… pray that a meteor come crashing down on Earth and hits you to bury you straight to hell because Satan is going to be a better company than the girl asking your that question.
7. Do you love me?
She is asking because:
- you don’t say it enough (for her)
- she doesn’t feel it
- you suck at showing it
- she needs something and saying yes will take away any right you have to say no
6. Where is this Headed?
Babies, a wedding gown, an entourage, and a house and a lot… you need to start planning for your wedding, talk about how many years your children should be far apart, meeting the future in-laws… those are the only acceptable answers to that question.
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