Digg it!These women are so awesome just typing their name makes me feel like my monitor will start growing biceps and 60-packs.
I’m sorry to all the dudes out there but no man can hold a candle to these women. They were given all possible barriers towards awesomeness and they didn’t only manage to become awesome, they managed to become more awesome than 99.9% of everyone who ever existed.
10. Susan Kuhnhausen
Susan Kuhnhausen’s ex-husband hired a hitman to kill her. The hitman’s name is Ed Haffey.
Susan came home after a hard day’s work and found the guy in her kitchen. He hit her with a claw hammer repeatedly hoping for her to die. Okay, for most of us that would be like our death but Susan had other ideas. She though, “Nah! If I’m going to die, might as well fight like hell” so she wrestled the hammer away from Ed. She was able to get the hammer but Ed then started punching and biting her and managed to knock the weapon out of her grasp. Susan was such a badass bitch she decided to exchange punches with him until she got the upper hand. She then started choking the motherfucker till he lost consciousness.
Susan casually walked out of the house and aske the neighbor to call 911. According to the neighbor, she was more shaken than Susan. No shit. I would have peed on my pants and voluntarily die the minute I see a stranger in my kitchen with a clawhammer.
9. Anne Bonny
In 1721, Anne Bonny became one of only two woman pirates were put on trial at Port Royal. She made a living stealing from merchant sailors, beating the holy out of anyone who objects, and then shooting them for the fun of it.
She started early. At fourteen she got into a fight with a maid that resulted to Anne stabbing the maid in the gut with a steak knife. A year some stupid fucker tried to rape her so she beat the asshole with her bare hands before hitting him with a tire iron countless times. Just to make him suffer more, she made him live. Why waste the chance to make him feel pain right?
8. Agustina de Aragon
The year – 1808.
The casualty – Napoleon Bonaparte’s stupid army.
As you know, Bonaparte wanted to conquer all of Europe. Spain wasn’t too psyched on the idea. This particular year, the city of Saragossa was completely surrounded by the French who are in the verge of launching a full blown invasion. Many defenders broke down and the city was on the tip of Bonaparte’s fingers. However, Agustina de Aragon said, “Not on my watch, midget.” From passing on water and energy drinks to the men who were fighting, she decided to put matters into her own hands.
When one of the Spanish cannon crew died, Agustina took over the cannon and fired the motherfucker to a pack the pack of stupid Bonaparte army. She wasn’t done. She threw and explosive to the ones set on stabbing her.
What she did sent some shame to the Spanish defenders and decided they’d better fight with her or suffer her anger when all these are done.
7. Cloelia
Rome, back before Jesus was born, was under the evil tyranny of a city called Etruria. Eturia let Rome earn money and they would get it. The Romans got pissed and decided to stage a revolution but the the king of Etruscans, Lars Porsena, had other ideas. He decided to fight back and go on a killing rampage. The Romans decided to strike a deal. They will give him 20 virgins if he leaves Rome. One of those 20 virgins is Cloelia.
Cloelia doesn’t like the idea. Being divirginized is painful enough. Being diviriginized by a bastard like Porsena is plainly disgusting. One night, she freed herself from her prison, snuck around like Batman, rescued some of the other girls just for extra badass points, got out of the camp by sheer badassery, ran to the river and swim the fuckin’ freezing water while Porsena’s army was shooting at them.
Because Cloelia was awesome, she went into the water last just to make sure every girl is out.
Not the end of story.
Porsena was so pissed so he launched a manhunt for Cloelia. Cloelia voluntarily went to Porsena. No one knows what happened in the meeting except after a couple of hours, Cloelia walked out of Porsena’s office free and happy.
6. Amelia Earheart
Everyone knows who Amelia is. If you don’t shame on you. I’ll just share you this story.
Amelia Earhart was tied for first place in the inaugural 1929 Women’s Air Derby going into the final leg of the race. Just as she was preparing to take off from the runway, however, she noticed that something was wrong – the plane in front of her hit a tractor while it was taking off, and fell nose-first into the ground, where it burst into flames and subsequently exploded. With the clock ticking on the final stage of this super-important race, Earhart did the one thing any real badass with nerves of steel would have done – she stopped her plane, jumped out of the cockpit, ran through the flames, and pulled the helpless pilot to safety. As soon as she confirmed that the somewhat-scorched woman she just dragged from the jaws of death was conscious and breathing, Earhart jumped BACK into the plane, took off, and finished the race. She came in third; not too bad considering that she had to make a little detour to save someone’s life in the process.
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