5. Keanu Reeves
He is like Puff Daddy/Sean Combs/P. Diddy / Diddy, only he is an actor… who can’t act. He is the only person alive who can prove that it is possible to be happy, in love, sad, depressed, angry, humiliated, die, come to life, and take a crap with a single facial reaction. And the world feels like it owes him, big time, whenever he does a movie.
No one, I repeat, no one alive can do that. Ah, genius!
4. Lindsay Lohan
Only a genius can manage to stay out of jail after being caught on camera drinking while she is on probation. Only a master genius can do this twice! That master genius, my friend, is Lindsay Lohan.
3. Jonathan Abrams (founder of Friendster)
The founders of Facebook, Myspace, Twitter just copied that idea from one man – Jonathan Abrams, the founder of Friendster. Abrams was the first to come up with the idea to connect friends online and he came up with the best possible website name. Genius.
A concept like that is a milestone in human civilization. You can’t fail. How can you? You just can’t. You are all set to have a pedestal among the recognized heroes of human technology. So, if you do fail, you must be beyond genius, colossal and sensational put together!
Abrams managed to plunge Friendster twice faster than it took him put it up. To this day, I don’t think anyone will ever be able to copy that. A sign of a real genius.
2. 50 Cent
I don’t know why he so popular. I don’t know why he is so respected as a musician. I don’t know why he sells millions of records. I don’t know why people are buying tickets to his concerts. I don’t know why he gets paid millions of dollars. I don’t know why he is called 50 Cent. Or maybe I do – he is a genius.
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