Digg it!This is why I have come believe that not everyone is created equal. There are the geniuses in the field of science, art, music, math, history and business. Then, there are the elite. They are the ones who managed to make us all go ‘WTF!’.
10. Kid Rock
This guy was a rapper. No, not the Mike Shinoda kind of rapper. He was a dance-to-my-rapping kind of rapper. He was with some hip hop groups called Furious Funkers and The Beast Crew. That didn’t work out so… he shifted to rock. Yes, because rock is like a back up to hip hop!
He released an album but couldn’t get the radio stations to play it because it was too hip hop for a rock album. Go figure. He put up his own record label, sold albums off the trunk of his car and got a major record label to sign him. He didn’t sell any records either.
He went back to dj’ing (I was told that is how it is spelled) where he met some MTV people. MTV made him a judge in some of their karaoke shows and a DJ in some of their TV specials. He proceeded to sell millions of records, tour the world with Limp Bizkit and somewhere in between, married, divorced, reconciled, and broke up with Pamela Anderson.
To this day, the world knows not one his songs. As I’ve said, genius!
9. Puff Daddy/Sean Combs/P. Diddy / Diddy
I thought you need to have a sense of beat to get into the music business. I thought you need to know how to rap to become a rapper. P. Diddy defied those rules, big time. He even won a Grammy for Best Rap Album. Imagine that. The guy can’t even make up what to call himself. I heard that lately, he refers to himself Ciroc Obama.
Oh, but who cares? He has billions in the bank. He can buy me, return me and buy me again a million times over and still have some left for five lifetimes.
8. Prince
If you can’t make it on your own, choose someone great to compete with. Just make sure the other dude has enough popularity for the both of you.
Prince spent most of career’s prime competing with Michael Jackson. He managed to have numerous multi platinum albums and is now recognized as an influential musician in history. No one really knows what he influenced but who gives a fuck. He has a purple piano, a yellow guitar, thousands of elevator shoes, a very defined set of eyebrows and cars that is worth more than some countries in Asia.
7. Angelina Jolie
It’s okay to say you want to have sex with every man in the world before you die… it’s okay to carry you husband’s blood on your neck… it’s okay have sex with every leading man you have even if it’s not necessary… it’s okay to steal someone’s husband… all you have to do is adopt children from different parts of the world and everything will be okay.
If we have a President is half as good as Angelina, we would have never had recession.
6. Chuck Norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice… because when Chuck Norris does a push up, he does not lift himself up, he pushes the world down… because the drummer of Def Leppard got only one arm, Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher… because the only thing going through the minds of Chuck Norris’ victims before they die, is his shoes… because Chuck Norris can control any TV without a remote by yelling at them… because if you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble, you win – FOREVER.
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